Breaking up is hard to do

Dear Corn,

We've been friends for a really really long time. You have always been a part of my life.

But lately, we've grown apart. You don't make me feel as good as you used to. In fact, without even realizing it, you hurt me sometimes. It's not you, corn...it's me. I take responsibility for this.

I know it's going to be difficult, especially since I like to add you to so many delicious recipes, but I think it's time that we move on....apart. Don't cry for me, Corn.  You will find others who will love you as much as me...those who can still love you.  But I will never be able to replace you.

I will always love you, but I can't be with you anymore. I hope you understand, dear sweet Corn.

Au revoire, Corn. Au revoire.

Love, Luka